125+ Funny Cowboy Captions For Instagram-Boots & Hats 2022

A cowboy is normally a person in North America who tends cattle on the raunches, wearing one of those famous big hats and going on a horse with that smirk and attitude. Now you need not really be a cowboy to put up one of these cowboy captions we have in this list.

So, if you recently took a picture of yourself with a stetson, or captured a moment on horseback that you would like to share, why not make it interesting by adding a caption that’s funny and at the same, adds to your style?

There you go! Browse through this collection of cowboy captions to come up with some fun lines for your cowboy post on Instagram or Facebook.

Cowboys Captions

Cowboys Captions
  • Cowboys and men are two totally different breeds.
  • Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman.
  • Cowboys work hard, play well, love soft, and are a hell of a lot better than any other boy I’ve ever seen.
  • Bonner and Casey lived in different worlds. City and country.
  • Life’s a rodeo and all you have to do is stay in the saddle.
  • We are not stupid enough to follow stupid rules.
  • It ain’t where, it’s how you live. We weren’t raised to take, but we were raised to give the shirt off our back to anyone in need.
  • You can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides.
  • No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That’s fair enough, isn’t it? Unless you’re a cowboy, of course.
  • A true cowboy knows love, pain, and shame but never cares about fame.
  • We need to change, we are perfect.
  • The first picture of me that I know of was me in the crib wearing a pair of cowboy boots.
  • Some cowboys have too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.
  • I’m your huckleberry.
  • I’m the stuff men are made of.
  • I would like to be remembered, well…the Mexicans have a phrase, “Feo fuerte y formal”. Which means he was ugly, strong and had dignity.
  • Champions arise through a combination of luck, hard work, and heartache.
  • He’s all hat and no cattle.

Cowboy Captions For Instagram

  • Cowboys don’t walk round callin’ themselves cowboys.
  • Cowboys come in many different shapes and sizes but all cowboys must be able to ride horses.
  • That was the trouble with explaining with words. If you explained with gunpowder, people listened.
  • Cowboys don’t go around breaking hearts.
  • Take my man, stay away from my horse.
  • I like to drive black cattle in the dark.
  • Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.
  • Let him ride a horse. He’s a cowboy ain’t he?
  • Some ride horses while horse rides some.
  • I’m really a-howling!
  • A cowboy doesn’t know what his hat size is because he doesn’t get measured by women.
  • I’m not a cowboy but I know the one that lives in my heart.
  • Let him ride a horse. He’s a cowboy ain’t he.
  • The cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man or take unfair advantage.
  • We have a sense that we should be like the mythical cowboy… able to take on and conquer anything and live in the world without the need for other people.
  • Never ask how stupid someone is ’cause they’ll turn around and show you.
  • Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.
  • Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.
  • Generally, you ain’t learnin’ nothin’ when your mouth’s a-jawin’.
  • Never drive black cattle in the dark.
  • America is a land of opportunity and don’t ever forget it.
  • Rope’em, tie’em, hold’em down and ride’em! Giddy up Cowboy.
  • There never was a horse that couldn’t be rode; never was a cowboy who couldn’t be throwed.
  • True cowboys are the ones who aren’t afraid to get dirty.
  • A good cowman knows how to lie to the tax collector and the cattle buyer.
  • I know digging is your skill but you are already in the hole.
  • Cowboys need nothin’ more than a hat, horse, and the will to ride.

Funny Cowboy Captions

Funny Cowboy Captions
  • Don’t dig for water under the outhouse.
  • Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.
  • I’m from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there’s no one in control.
  • They say don’t mess with a cowboy, but I’m a lady and I ain’t scared.
  • An onion can make people cry; but, there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
  • On the back of the horse.
  • When I grew up, I only had two dreams. One was to be a cowboy and another was to be in the military. I grew up extremely patriotic and riding horses.
  • Courage is being scared to death… and saddling up anyway.
  • No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
  • We are too good to follow stupid laws.
  • A man’s got to be a fool not to have been born in Texas.
  • Cowboys work hard, play well, love soft, and are a hell of alot better than any other boy I’ve ever seen.
  • There’s nothing like coming home to the smell of a man cooking.
  • Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
  • Don’t let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings.
  • Riding around on my horse in these boots so good I can’t help but smile at this cowboy life.
  • Ride e’m cowboy, don’t let them throw ya down..You can’t make no money if ya hit the ground, Ride e’m cowboy, don’t let them throw ya down, You’re the toughest cowboy in town.
  • It doesn’t matter if a Cowboy lives in the mountains or in the flats, as long as it’s warm and there is a place to lay his hat.
  • If I thought you weren’t my friend, I just don’t think I could bear it.
  • Ain’t nuthin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country.
  • I’m a cowboy in my heart, but I’m a farmer by trade.
  • You’re gonna have to hold on tight, because this rodeo is just getting started.
  • I’m a wild stallion that needs taming.
  • I’m not a princess but my boyfriend sure acts like one when I wear this hat!
  • Never corner something meaner than you.

Cowboy Boots Instagram Captions

  • Want a drink, go for the upstream, or else you know what I mean.
  • I’m a cowboy from Texas, and I’m here to say
  • I have horses, I drive a truck, and I wear cowboy boots. First I’m a Texan.
  • Don’t give excuses.
  • When you have to shoot, shoot, don’t talk.
  • I just fell in love with the cowboy way of life.
  • You can take the boy out of the country, but you can’t take the country out of the boy.
  • If it ain’t dirty, it ain’t fun.
  • And my heart is sinking like a setting sun, setting on the things I wish I’d done. Oh the last goodbye’s the hardest one to say, and this is where the cowboy rides away.
  • Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
  • To live is to experience things, not sit around pondering the meaning of life.
  • A man isn’t born a cowboy… he becomes one.
  • The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse.
  • Treat a woman like a racehorse, and she’ll never be a nag.
  • Try to cover the swagger .
  • The great cowboys are the ones with the biggest hearts.
  • A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse.
  • I love you but not more than my horse.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.
  • If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.
  • When you’re a cowboy, life isn’t all about horses and rodeo’s. It’s about mud and dirt, and cowboy boots.
  • If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.
  • Talk slowly, think quickly.
  • The cowboy is the true American hero because he can do no wrong.
  • Learn this well, the last ride is never the last ride. And the end is not the end.

Cowboy Hat Captions

  • Don’t squat with your spurs on.
  • Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We’ll cure your cowboy ways yet.
  • Don’t go in if you don’t know the way out.
  • We have a sense that we should be like the mythical cowboy…able to take on and conquer anything and live in the world without the need for other people.
  • I think I was probably a cowboy in a past life.
  • Every woman wants a cowboy.
  • Don’t speak, I know you an idiot, there is no need to prove it.
  • No rules no limits.
  • Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway!
  • You have messed with a wrong one.
  • Where the leather is scarred, there is a great story to tell.
  • Even my horse is more beautiful.
  • When you stop fighting, that’s death.
  • The only thing more beautiful than a cowboy is the land he protects.
  • There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse.
  • Do it in a cowboy way.
  • The horse is a mirror to your soul. And sometimes you might not like what you see in the mirror.
  • Don’t mess with something that ain’t bothering you.
  • Somewhere in the world.
  • Slow brain on a fast horse .
  • Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  • A horse doesn’t care how much you know until he knows how much you care. Put your hand on your horse and your heart in your hand.
  • When you’re young and fall off a horse, you may break something, when you’re my age and you fall off, you splatter.
  • Ride E’m Cowboy, don’t let them throw ya down.. You can’t make no money if ya hit the ground, Ride E’m Cowboy, don’t let them throw ya down, You’re the toughest Cowboy in town.

Cute Cowboy Captions

  • When you’re used to riding rough country, there ain’t nothing else will do.
  • Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We’ll cure your cowboy ways yet.
  • I am tired of being logical.
  • The cowboy has been called America’s folk hero.
  • Let’s just ride away.
  • Put ‘Cowboy’ on every card. I’d be ready to go.
  • Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s critical to know what it was.
  • Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
  • Cowboys are born, they ain’t made!
  • It doesn’t matter if a Cowboy lives in the mountains or in the flats, as long as it’s warm and there is a place to lay his hat.
  • Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat on it.
  • If you have balls. Live it in this way .
  • Keep your attitude in your pocket.
  • When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
  • If you haven’t fallen off a horse, then you haven’t been ridin’ long enough.
  • You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
  • The horse stopped with a jerk– and the jerk fell off!
  • I took to the life of a cowboy like a horse takes to oats.
  • Cowboy is a breed tougher than nails and strong as steel.
  • I got my own ranch, my own horse, and I’m not afraid to ride ’em both!
  • Always drink upstream from the herd.
  • Let the action talk.
  • When my time comes, just skin me and put me up there on Trigger, just as though nothing had ever changed.

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