122+ 31st Birthday Captions For Instagram- Happy & Funny

And that’s another year in your thirties you are stepping into. You would want to create some sweet memories, wouldn’t you? So, there you are. Here are some 31st birthday captions that you can use to accompany all those pictures that you took.

So, what are those pictures that you took? Are they pictures of you cutting a cake with your friends at your favorite hangout spot? Or pictures of your family and you eating a cozy dinner together in your living room?

Or perhaps you have some awesome pictures of you in a new outfit someone gifted you or you got especially for this day?

Go ahead and show us those pictures. If you need some lines, here are some 31st birthday captions for you

31st Birthday Captions

31st Birthday Captions
  • Leavin’ 30 in the dust.
  • Things might get stormy at 31, but storms make eagles enjoy their flight. Best wishes!
  • A beautiful soul is celebrating her 31st birthday. I wish you many happy returns of the day.
  • Seize the birthday like only a 31-year-old can.
  • With every birthday the joy and celebration with each passing year gets double. Wishing you happy birthday!
  • Dear joy, you know you can use me to show the world how joyful a person can be for the next one year, royalty-free, right? Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • You are one of my best friends, and I hope that we can be best friends forever. Wishing you a very happy 31st birthday, lovely sister!
  • My husband and I are so lucky, to have such a kind, forgiving & loving son. A birthday toast to you, may the rest of this year be safe, healthy and full of love.
  • You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
  • Either 30s or 20s, your beauty remains incomparable. You are beautiful in all aspects.
  • Please stop aging so gracefully. It’s getting kind of boring and predictable.
  • I’ll show 31 how it’s done.
  • This is what 31 looks like.
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me! I’m so ready for a major year of change and great new adventures. Wish myself many good things in life.
  • At 31, you need to visit our skincare outfit for consistent checkups.
  • Congratulations to me on my 31st birthday! It’s a new phase of life and I wish, I become successful in every way and may fulfill my responsibilities toward my family and my country!
  • Happy 31st birthday to my intimate friend, you are the greatest personality I have ever met in life. Enjoy your special day.
  • You can clap for me for taking another sip of age or you can celebrate with me. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • You get to be the center of attention today! Tomorrow it’s back to me.
  • You may need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles. Happy 31st birthday to me!
  • I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
  • Birthday is the permanent celebration in everyone’s life. May you always celebrate it best! Wishing you happy birthday!
  • Life is thumping in the thirties when you have a job you always love to have, a few amazing friends, a supporting life partner, and of course, a fat bank balance. I guess you have got it all. Happy 31st birthday buddy!
  • Age coming on time? Check! Everything I want in it coming at the time I want them to come? I hope I say “check” too. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Did I not just get the upgraded version of life at thirty-one? Happy birthday to me.
  • Happy Birthday to the most handsome man I know. This day wouldn’t be complete without you. I love you so much, and may God bless us with many amazing years together.
  • Thirty-one, give me all I want immediately or I’ll daydream of Samson giving me the legs of the lion he killed. Happy birthday to me.

31st Birthday Captions For Instagram

  • Happy 31st birthday to me.
  • Dear joy, did you say you want to live rent-free? My life at thirty-one says “say no more”. Happy birthday to me.
  • Dear bestie, I’ve never known anyone quite like you, so easy-going and fun. I am so lucky to have your friendship and today I celebrate you. Happy Birthday to you.
  • Happy 31st birthday to my daughter whom I love and adore so much. Always remember how much you are loved. Enjoy your special day!
  • Birthday is the celebration of your prosperity and blessing to yourself. May you always have it! Wishing you happy birthday!
  • I’m 31 now; it’s time to really start adulting!
  • As you’re turning 31, may the blessings of this year be greater than that of the last year. Happy 31st Birthday Son
  • As you’re turning 31, may the blessings of this year be greater than that of the last year.
  • Enjoy every moment of your 31st year.
  • A wonderful one is turning thirty one. Happy B-day!
  • Get ready for your 32nd trip around the sun!
  • You got the center of my attention today because you are celebrating a special day. Happy 31st birthday!
  • I took another sip of age and here I am. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Welcome to 31. The best is yet to come!
  • Celebrating the feeling of a fresh start to a new year. Happy birthday to me! Here’s to the next 31 years and all the adventures to come for me.
  • Happy Birthday to a friend I couldn’t live without!

Funny 31st Birthday Captions

Funny 31st Birthday Captions
  • May the cake calories go straight to your boobs!
  • May everything you desire at 31 come to pass and may everything you hate vanish.
  • It’s fun to be 30 +1.
  • You look so young that it is hard to believe you are 31 today. Happy birthday!
  • 31 will be my year to shine.
  • I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my 31st birthday today. A very happy 31st birthday to me!
  • Will bliss say my life at thirty-one is its address or what? Happy birthday to me.
  • Have a martini for me! Or two!
  • Happy Birthday to my Wife, the Woman of My Dreams, my amazing wife. You, my wife, are the greatest person I have ever had in my life.
  • Keep calm and 31.
  • Create a big room for tranquility because you will start getting real-life experiences after your 31st birthday.
  • Happy birthday to my dear friend. Here’s to a year of good growing and great adventures. #birthday#friendship.
  • Somehow, we never get the wrong age given to us. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Your 31st birthday cake reminds me how much I love eating delicious cakes.
  • May 31 be the age you rediscover yourself. Have fun!
  • Welcome to being a decade past legal!
  • I can’t stop myself from growing older, so don’t blame me for celebrating a new age today. Just join in, and let’s turn this party upside down. Wish me a happy thirty-first birthday.
  • Be 31 and fabulous.
  • Enjoy being on the far side of 30.

Clever 31st Birthday Captions

  • Today is your 31st birthday, let’s check into the party and have fun tonight.
  • With a love so rare, you remind me of just how lucky we are to have one another. Happy birthday, my love!
  • My life at thirty-one liked bliss on Tinder. I hope we get matched. Happy birthday to me.
  • Life is an adventure, let yours not stop at 31. I wish you all the finest things of life.
  • Make 31 even better than 30.
  • Havin’ fun at 31.
  • 31: The year of me.
  • They say love is all you need…So I forgot to buy a birthday present. Happy Birthday!
  • Get your adulting in gear now that 31 is here!
  • There is life after 30.
  • Far from done at 31.
  • Happy 31st birthday to a self-willed, strong, and beautiful soul. Yes, you got it right! I am turning a year older today. Happy 31st birthday to me!
  • Each year, I want our bond to grow stronger and stronger. I love you so much, happy 31st birthday, beautiful sister!
  • You are one of the most caring individuals I have ever met. Thank you for always being there for me. Happy 31st birthday, sister.
  • A beautiful spouse is turning 31 today, happy birthday to you.
  • I’m here to see and taste your 31st birthday cake.
  • Happy birthday, beautiful! I am so grateful to have you in my life. Wish you the best in this new year.
  • 31 is a powerful age, so don’t be dull and go enjoy it.

31st Birthday Captions For Yourself

  • Happy nine years to go until 40 day!
  • Thirty one is meant for hard workers. Labor now to reap beautiful harvests later. Happy Thirty First!
  • I love you, sis! Your presence in my life has made it special. I am very happy that I have an amazing sister like you. You are the best sister anyone can ever ask for. Happy 31st birthday, sister.
  • Somehow, everyone should know not to use “maybe” when asking bliss to live with me for the next year. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • I hope I will climb up the stairs of success reach new heights every day. Nothing will be able to stop me from achieving triumph! Wishing myself a very happy 31st birthday!
  • You haven’t checked Bliss’ blog this morning. It’s married to my life at thirty-one. Happy birthday to me.
  • 31 looks awfully good on me
  • Birthday makes you remind that there is still a child inside you and that loves to cut a cake. Wishing you happy birthday!
  • Birthday never makes you old but always tells you your age. Wishing you happy birthday!
  • Happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, to my best friend, to my wife. I love you to the moon and back again. Happy 31st birthday!
  • You are another year older and wiser. Happy 31st birthday.
  • It’s a bright day and a good one to say happy thirty-first birthday to me. So join the day in telling me a happy thirty-first birthday.
  • Yes, you can have my previous age. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Dear angels in charge of age, your delivery man kept to time and is on his way back to you. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Happy 31st birthday to you, go enjoy the fun that comes with the special day.
  • I’m here to give you some nice vibes, and then we can visit the nearest party tonight.
  • Do 31 like you’ve never done it before. Because you haven’t.
  • I’m going to own 31.
  • You brought joy into my life 31 years ago today. I hope your birthday is even more joyful. Happy 31st birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, dear brother. I’m so blessed to have such a loving, supporting brother as my best friend! #family.
  • May you never miss the celebration of your birthday! May your all wishes get fulfilled! Wishing you happy birthday!
  • On your birthday, I promise to insult you on a regular basis to charge you better. Happy 31st birthday son!
  • May all wishes and blessing come to you on your birthday! May your all works get done! Wishing you happy birthday!
  • May I forget to think of all the thirty-one-year-olds that I’m not as cool as. Happy birthday to me.
  • You are the most special person in my life and I would be nothing without you. Happy 31st birthday, dear sister!
  • Dearest, embrace the fact that the best is yet to come. Happy Birthday, my friend! Love you to the moon and back.
  • Do people give presents on 31st birthdays? I think that ended at 30.
  • With each birthday may your cake size grow and with it the love of friends and family grow! Wishing you happy birthday!

Happy 31st Birthday Captions

  • Birthday comes once a year, enjoy the special day with your family. Happy 31st birthday to you.
  • Happy Birthday sweet sister! I am so amazed by who you are and have always been proud of all of your accomplishments. I love you!
  • 31 look so great on you. Happy birthday.
  • If I don’t say that my life at thirty-one will be as beautiful as my crush, who will? Happy birthday to me.
  • Welcome to the 31 club.
  • I hope your birthday is as beautiful as you are, sis. I am so happy to have you as my sister. Happy 31st birthday!
  • For me, it’s how the blessings of God are flooding my life, have followed me around the sun thirty-one times. I know life only gets better. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • Hey friend! Rediscover your potentials in your new age. Happy 31st birthday.
  • Today is the birthday of the world’s best human being. You deserve all the love and happiness in the world. Dear me, enjoy your day. Happy 31st birthday myself!
  • At 31, real life experiences come running at you; hope you have a room for tranquility. Happy 31st!
  • Your appearance doesn’t depict your age. Happy 31st birthday.
  • How old was happiness when it realised it has gained admission into my life at thirty-one? Happy birthday to me.
  • I bet my cake that one of my guardian angels has studied this age for me to help me make the most of it. Happy thirty-first birthday to me.
  • You look so fabulous as always! No one would believe that you’re 31!
  • Dibs on the presents you don’t like!
  • At this rate, the candles should represent every decade of my life — otherwise, the cake could catch fire if they represented every year. Happy 31st birthday!
  • Today I wonderful one is turning thirty-one. Happy 31st birthday to me!
  • Every day with you is a blessing because I learn something new from you every day. Happy 31st birthday sister!
  • As you clock 31 today, may your special day be filled with the freshest moment and unspeakable joy.
  • Your 31st birthday is special to me. Have the beautiful cake prepared for you.
  • At 31, you just opened the gateway to great opportunities in your life. A bigger dream awaits you.
  • A person with a beautiful soul is turning 31. Congrats, my friend.
  • I’m wishing my favorite punk rocker a happy 31st birthday. It’s difficult to agree you were born 31 years ago.

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